Prince Andrew can no longer play in the disguise box.
ndrew was gutted last week when he was stripped of his many and varied invented titles, but could we stop saying Andrew and stripped in the same sentence. That’s how he got all this trouble in the first place.
The prince will now have to fight Virginia Giuffre’s claims that he is a dirty old man as a “private citizen”, according to a statement from his 95-year-old mother.
He will then tell us that she cut her pocket money. Under these circumstances, the queen probably wants to cut something else.
His former army buddies had been demanding for some time that the friend of the world’s most famous sex trafficker and deviant general Jeffrey Epstein cut his ties.
Among the titles he must now return to his mother is Colonel-in-Chief of the Princess Louise Fusiliers of Canada. Is this the bakery division?
He had to give up so-called leadership roles in the navy, army, and air force, but with all that sailing, fighting, and flying, he still somehow integrated himself, allegedly, with a teenager. In this famous photo of Andrew, allegedly taken by sex offender Epstein, standing next to sex offender Ghislaine Maxwell, he is in his 40s and Virginia is 17. I think the legal term is ewwww.
It has been reported that brother and nephew Charles and William were behind the decision to set Andrew adrift when a New York judge ruled he should answer Virginia’s sexual assault allegations.
Royal and ruthless. It’s a killer combo.
In a move worthy of ninth in line to the British throne, Andrew’s argument was that his deceased sex offender friend had paid her, the deal was full and final and therefore action against him could not commence .
He also tried to argue that she didn’t live in America, as well as cast doubt on her character. There is a chance of a quick settlement.
The only good news for the 61-year-old is that he can cover his own legal costs now that he has finally managed to unload his Swiss ski chalet for almost £18million.
I say his cottage, but he still owes the previous owner £6.6million. It takes on a spectacular level of arrogance, but what Andrew lacks in brains, empathy and reality check he makes up for in his condescension to little people.
He’s about to discover that little people have a voice, and he can’t hide behind uniforms, titles, or his mom anymore.
- CERTIFICATION FOR AGING ROCKERS
The Rolling Stones have been honored with a series of commemorative stamps, as rock ‘n’ roll as their decades of shrewd financial management.
Charlie Watts, who died last year at 80, is honored as the band’s cornerstone, despite sounding like your grandmother on drums.
At least Keith Richards and Ronnie Woods still have an air of danger, as well as an air of hair dye, weed and Werther’s Originals
NOVAK Djokovic may be the best tennis player in the world, but he can’t understand.
He was only allowed to enter Australia on a technicality when Border Force officials did not give him enough time to submit documents.
And in all the confusion he totally forgot he had been to Spain, did an interview after testing positive for Covid, then had to blame everything on his agent.
Stay classy Novak.
Aussies are now trying to kick it out again because you can’t hold a tennis racket while sticking two fingers at people.
It doesn’t matter how the play is read.
Read the country.